I'm old. I remember reading NME's Top 100 Albums of All Time issue. It seems so recent. It was 1993. They said it'd be another ten years until they devised another such list.

Which brings us to 2003. The list is out, and get comfortable, because this will go on for a while. I'm not going to insult anyone by attempting a "lots has happened in music since 1993" essay, because I have nothing particularly witty to say about the sludging crawl of time and I'm not stupid enough to believe I can sum up ten years of music in three sentences. Even run-on ones. Instead, I'm going to toss out random comments, present random statistics (since I'm a geek and all that), and run down the top 20.

FIRST THOUGHTS. A disturbing absence of jazz, oldies (Elvis, Frank), and soul (Otis, Aretha). The 1993 chart had lots of that stuff. Instead, there's loads and loads of guitar bands. And not your dad's rock bands. The Stones and Dylan, for instance, have been shunted way down the list. Almost no electronic music.

But my most prominent first impression was the issue of recent albums. In 1993, the voters (NME writers) seemed hesitant to put (then) recent records on the list. In 2003, there are recent albums in abundance. Way too much in abundance, in fact. The White Stripes "Elephant" is there, and it's NOT EVEN RELEASED YET. The Streets? The Coral? That stuff is supposed to be timeless classic stuff?

This is where I get off the soap box and clamour for the cold, hard, statistics. I make no claim as to the exactitude of any of the following numbers. Basically, I may have miscounted at some point, but I'm confident I'm right to within a few percent. The conclusions do not change. _________ In 1993, there were 8 albums from the previous two years ('91, '92), 18 from 1988 or later, and 32 from 1983 or later.

For 2003? 9, 16, 32, respectively. It seems as though I've been carrying around some prejudices for ten years. The NME is almost precisely as biased toward recent releases now as they were then. Believe me, I was shocked after doing this tally. To give them further credit, 4 of those 8 albums from '91 and '92 are on the '03 chart. Two more (PJ Harvey and Spiritualized), bands that were very new in 1993, charted different records this time than in '93. Clearly, the NME did a good job in recognizing brand new talent back in '93. In that case, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and state that they should know what they're doing by honouring the neophytes in '03. Incidentally, 30 writers voted in '93, 36 voted this time around, and the only person to vote in both polls is John Mulvey. Cheers to you, John.

I am proud to own 29 albums on the '93 list, and 42 on the '03 list. And allow me to defend my previously confessed prejudice by addressing the rather large turnover between the two lists. Only 46 albums from the '93 list are still around in '03. Of course, 32 of the 54 new albums were released in the interregnum, but that still leaves another 22 albums, more than one-fifth of the chart, that could have appeared in '93 but were not chosen. However, 6 of the '93 Top Ten are in the '03 Top Ten, and the other 4 all remained in the Top Thirty. Plus, only 3 of the 54 albums that have been turfed from the '93 chart were in that chart's Top Twenty. Therefore, there has been considerable turnover in the Top 100, but the albums that were considered the greatest of the great in '93 have remained so today.

"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band", arguably the most overrated album of the rock era, was #1 on the 1974 chart. It was #33 in '93, and is nowhere to be found in '03. Good. It's taken a few decades, but that record's fifteen minutes are up. It's dramatically slipped southward on Best Album charts over the last decade, losing ground in particular to far worthier Beatles records. It's also nice to see Brian Wilson finish ahead of the Beatles yet again. The Smiths paced everybody with four albums. Second to "Queen" is "Strangeways Here We Come" at #25. That record has undergone an amazing rehabilitation over the last ten years, transcending the stigma of the being the album that broke up the band, and is now viewed as great in it's own right. But I still prefer "Hatful of Hollow" (#51).

I was personally pleased to see two Pulp albums, "His 'N Hers" and surprise surprise "This Is Hardcore". Hell, if you told me that the NME picked two Pulp records on it's Top 100, I surely would have figured "Different Class" to be one of them. But I can't argue with quality. Visionaries such as myself (ahem) have touted it as a lost classic for some time now. That record is to Pulp's discography what "Blood on The Tracks" is to Dylan's. For two decades, it was considered to be off-peak Dylan, but is now considered his best work in many circles. Including the NME -- "BotT" is the only Dylan album left on their chart. "Highway 61 Revisited" (#14 in '93) is the highest from '93 to have gone missing in '03. "Blonde on Blonde" (#17 in '93) is third-highest. Also, kudos for respecting one of the finest bands to ever walk the earth, Kraftwerk, with "Trans Europe Express" at #36. One of the biggest strikes against their candidacy in the Greatest Band Ever sweepstakes is their lack of a breakout "it" album, a "The Queen Is Dead", a "Parallel Lines", or yes, a "Sgt. Peppers". Consistently great bands are often forgotten in this way, since their many fine records split the votes. If the campaign manager need a consensus behind the manufacture of a zeitgeist album for Kraftwerk, "TEE" (although not necessarily their best) is certainly my choice. The title track invented rap and industrial, and name-checks Iggy Pop and David Bowie. What's not to worship?

Now let's examine the Top Twenty in a bit more detail. Placings on the '93 chart are in brackets.

1 (5). The Stone Roses : "The Stone Roses". I have absolutely no qualms about this. It's easily one of my top five fave albums ever. The '93 chart was compiled during a time of "where in heck are the Roses these days?" uber-hype. I was thinking it just might pull off the #1 last time. I wasn't shocked at all this time.

2 (-). Pixies : "Doolittle". On the other hand, I wasn't expecting this in the least. Only "Surfer Rosa" showed in '93, this one did not. The recent wave of critical acclaim bestowed upon garage punk is a clear f-you to the candy coated PG pop that's dominated both sides of the Atlantic for far too many years. This makes indie rock fans hearken for the days of simpler DIY punk pop, but not garbage like Sum 41, and not anything as emotionally heavy as grunge (nobody wants to think about Kurt's instabilities when there's fun to be had courtesy of the Hives). Hence, the increased importance placed on bands like the Pixies. A #2 ranking is completely preposterous, but it does make me want to buy "Death to the Pixies" a bit more.

3 (1). Beach Boys : "Pet Sounds". Has there ever been a greater four year period of musical creativity for one person than Brian Wilson, 1962-1966?

4 (26). Television : "Marquee Moon". I've never heard this record. But NYC-sounding bands are kinda popular with rock crits these days, or so I've been told.

5 (2). The Beatles : "Revolver". I can never pick between this and the White Album. Would you like to hear the marathon or the sprint? It bears repeating -- this record blows "Sgt. Peppers" out of the sky. It's quite firmly ensconced in it's "Best Beatles Album" role, with no clear end in sight.

6 (18). Love : "Forever Changes". I hear this record is quite bonkers. It wasn't Love's only album, although many probably think that it is. In that light, "Forever Changes" is quite firmly ensconced as the "Best One-Shot Wonder Album" in rock history. Maybe I can drum up support for the first Drugstore album and try to claim that misapplied crown for it someday.

7 (-). The Strokes : "Is This It?". Talk about too much too soon. I own this album. When I listen to it, I enjoy it. It is obviously not one of the best albums ever. I firmly believe that only the trainspotters will remember The Strokes and The White Stripes in ten years time. With the turnover rate of musical trends being what they are, it may only take five or six years. Remember the Spice Girls? Not many people do, which is mind-blowing for anyone who lived through their heyday.

8 (10). The Smiths : "The Queen Is Dead". The Smiths legacy has not waned one bit in the last fifteen years. Amazing.

9 (6). The Velvet Underground : "The Velvet Underground and Nico". As with the Smiths, hardcore fans are split over which is the best Velvets record. But, I believe those hardcore fans would agree that for people who are new to their music, "The Velvet Underground and Nico" (and "The Queen is Dead") is the best introduction.

10 (3). The Sex Pistols : "Never Mind the Bullocks Here's the Sex Pistols". This is becoming the "Sgt. Peppers" of punk. It's a really really good record, and achieves a high placing on lists like these because it's so famous and has become the aural symbol of an entire time period, if not an entire genre of music. But over time, the subjective memories of that time period fade, and what is left are the relatively objective pieces of vinyl and metallic thin film coatings. Thus, the stature of its contemporary albums, such as "Marquee Moon" and "The Ramones", steadily grows.

11 (-). My Bloody Valentine : "Loveless". YES YES YES YES YES!! It's classic stature has grown immeasurably over the years. Maybe I can even claim 0.0000000000004 % of the credit for helping these opinions gain prominence. MBV are truly the Velvet Underground of the last fifteen years -- not many people bought their records, but everyone who did formed a band or badly wanted to form a band just like them.

12 (7). The Clash : "London Calling". A record with incredible staying power, particularly since it sounds fairly conventional these days. RIP Joe Strummer.

13 (-). Oasis : "Definitely Maybe". Oasis are nowhere near this great, but the NME did rank this far above "Morning Glory", which is exactly where it belongs.

14 (20). Joy Division : "Closer". I still maintain that "Unknown Pleasures" is better, but history has consistently deemed this one superior for two decades. I'm always flattered when JD are ranked high on any list -- I can scarcely believe that so many people continue to like them so much.

15 (-). Nirvana : "In Utero". Please recall my Velvets and Smiths comments at #9. Now reapply. Is this really becoming "the" Nirvana record? Is this a result of a post-1990's "Nevermind" backlash?

16 (-). Radiohead : "OK Computer". At least they didn't give this one the Strokes treatment, although if this list had been compiled in 1998 I'm sure they would have.

17 (-). Spiritualized : "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space". Please recall my Velvets and Smiths comments at #9. Now reapply. Unless the Delgados land a car commercial and get a number one hit from it, overproduction is unlikely to become the next mega trend and "Let It Come Down" will continue to polarize critics and be neglected.

18 (52). Blondie : "Parallel Lines". Here's exactly what I was talking about with reference to the Pixies. The Sound of NYC Bands is the Sound Critics Love to Hear These Days. How else to explain SIX of them in the Top 20 of this list. But Blondie's genius is no exaggeration, they were the real deal, spanning a billion different genres of music, helping to legitimize punk pop (the whole lot from Green Day to Avril Lavigne wouldn't exist without Blondie), and doing it all with sex appeal and impeccable musicianship thrown into the mix. All of this is evident on "Parallel Lines", which probably sold more records than everything else in this Top 20 combined, and remains one of the few records in rock history to be a mega seller without being viewed as a sellout ...

19 (12). Nirvana : "Nevermind". ... and the same goes for "Nevermind".

20 (-). The White Stripes : "White Blood Cells". I think my opinion is already clear regarding this albums ridiculously high placement, so congratulations if you've read this far and let's so this again in 2013.