"... because reviewing a cost-benefit analysis for every military base in the country is as mind-numbing as a Radiohead concert"

-- Josh Lyman (played by Bradley Whitford), last night on "The West Wing". See, even the White House understands.

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Pilate's "Melt Into the Walls" achieves the dubious distinction of shamelessly ripping off both Mogwai's "2 Rights, 1 Wrong" and (of course) every Coldplay song ever. Way to make Canadian musicians appear bereft of creativity, boys. All hail the Nickelback of dadrock.