I want Jeff Probst's job(s). This man is the luckiest bastard ever. On one hand, he gets to play God with sixteen starving wannabe millionaires on "Survivor". In doing so, he gets a free trip to an exotic location. His "Survivor" host persona is dapper and cool one moment, evil and scheming the next. I wish I could act like an asshole whenever I wanted to while my employers spare no expense in dressing me for the part. On the other hand, he hosts "Rock 'n Roll Jeopardy", which is second in game-show awesomeness to the original "Jeopardy" (mainly because the original is far more challenging. If RnRJ took a trainspottingly challenging "Sports Geniuses" route, then I would reverse my rankings).