Friday, May 19, 2000

Toni Braxton's music is often not very interesting, but her uncanny ability to shed more and more clothes with the passing years certainly is. It seems she feels upstaged by the likes of Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez, who get more and more naked with each video. The top she wears on the cover of her latest album covers approximately one fifth of her chest and likely contains less material than Ms. Lopez' now famous Grammy "dress". At this rate, female musical divas will be performing naked in the year 2007. I also expect pasties by 2004.